Jul 28 2011

Blessed Water of Skujas

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Posted by maria altobelli in LATVIA

foto courtesy of Judy Cameron

Mutts in Mexico returns after five weeks in Latvia and Sweden in time to leave off a Skujas story before taking off again for another five weeks. Some people just can’t get enough rustic living.

Oh, yes, Ewok is doing fine after his little nip and tuck. No nuts and  no neuticles but still feisty as ever.

The stork clacked and clicked from its perch on the pole that brought electricity into the Skujas cabin. Our neighbor Petris, hands waving for emphasis, conversed with my husband under the electric wire.

As I hung wash on the line nearby, Paul explained the reason for Petris’s animation. He was trying to convince us of the abiding joy of installing a pump to bring water effortlessly the eighty meters from the well to the house. That way, we, too, could join the other nine residents of the hamlet and derive the benefits of a washing machine. I saw Paul get that gleam men get in their eyes when the mention of gadgets comes onto to the playing field.

The two were diving into the specifics when I butted in with one of my truly useful Latvian words. “Nē.” Being polite, I added, “Paldies, Petris. Loti paldies bet nē.” I gave the two a big smile and trotted into the cabin. After a few minutes, Paul followed. “What’s the big deal with the business? I know Petris can do this and he gave me a good price.”

“Remember my grandfather’s hat.”

“Oh, no.” Paul blanched, sagged into a chair and pulled his hair back. “Please God. Not the hat again.”

My grandfather’s hat was a legend on my father’s side of the family. One day in Eveleth, Minnesota, he was walking along with a friend when he tipped his cap back to scratch his head. The friend stopped and scowled.

“Pietro. Look atta your hat. I ah want to tell you. That hat, she a, a, how you say? A vergogna.”

“Giovanni. Dis a good hat, not a disgrace. Last for many year. New hat, she….” He rubbed the fingers of one hand against his thumb.

“Much money, Pietro? You got money. Dynamiter in mine, he make a good money.”

At this point, whoever telling the story always performed an elaborate exaggeration of the Italian shoulder shrug, palms up and eyes rolling heavenward to show Giovanni’s surprise at my grandfather’s refusal to buy a new hat.

The way my grandfather had it figured was that once he bought that new hat, he’d need new clothes for himself and then the rest of the family. Walking around the neighborhood with all those new clothes, he figured the neighbors would snub him so they’d have to move to a better neighborhood. Of course, the new house would need new furniture, and since no one walked up there on Ariel Street, he’d have to buy a car. Once he showed up at the mines in his new clothes and fancy car, the foremen would take one look and lay him off, figuring he didn’t need the job. Since my grandfather couldn’t read or write and could barely speak English, he knew he’d never get another job.

And all that because of a new hat.

I figured my grandfather would have made a great financial advisor.

We went back to Skujas water in its three familiar forms — from the well, from the church, and from the sky. The well, being eighty meters from the cabin provided lots of exercise without that pump and hosing mechanism Petris had so energetically proposed.

The water also had a funky taste so we would get our drinking water from one of the six spigots at the spring to the side of Aglona’s sprawling white Basilica.

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Locals called the church water blessed since years back it was known for its curative properties as well as its sulfur taste and peculiar green color. A bustling hospital thrived next to the spring until the sulfur taste and green color disappeared. But Pope John Paul II saved the day on his visit to the church in 1993, two years after Latvian independence from Soviet rule. After the high mass, he blessed the congregation and then walked over to bless the water.

A large number of the 300,000 in attendance for the Pope’s visit carried containers to fill at the spring. The first waters from the spigots after the Pope’s blessing had the highest priority. It’s said in Skujas that bloody skirmishes broke out as the devotees fought for the privilege to be first in line.

I’m more apt to call rain water blessed. Every foot in the rain barrel means one less trudge to the well. One day in 2010 I hauled twenty buckets the eighty meters to the house. In retrospect, I believe that was the day I turned mean. Anything that saves those in my vicinity from a Maria “mean” is blessed indeed.
Water to wash dishes, take our Gypsy baths, wash floors, clothes, and hair has to be heated on the rickety two-burner Soviet-era stove.

While hustling outside with a pot of boiling water to throw on the towels soaking in the wash tub, I fumbled with the door latch and sloshed scalding water on the fingers of both hands.

After my initial scream, I ran to stick my fingers into the tiny wedge of freezer in our miniscule refrigerator. However, recollections of the lassie who one winter welded her tongue to the pump handle got me to reconsider my tactics.

“Maybe you could go and ask the neighbors what they do for burns.”

Paul started off down the road. I cradling my burning red fingers next to my stomach and followed. When I got to Valentina’s summer cabin, I saw Paul huddled in serious conference with Valentina over a tube of ointment.

Valentina took one look at my hands while Paul translated. “She says this is going to blister bad and it’s not good at all. She keeps repeating ‘Not good.’ But she has this ointment.”

“What’s it for?”

“Well, she says it works for sunburn.”

“Oh, yeah. That shuld do the trick.”

Valentina gently took my hands and spread the ointment of my fingers shaking her head. “Nau labi. Nau labi.”

We thanked her and turned toward the cabin. Valentina grabbed my arm, repeated nau labi, and motioned for Paul to translate. “What we do here in the country is….”

Paul looked puzzled so Valentina went into a pantomime even I could understand.

On the way back to the cabin, Paul darted looks at me, “You’re going to try it, aren’t you?”

“You bet.”

I went home and peed in a bucket, transferred the liquid to a big enameled tin cup and soaked my fingers in the warm urine.

The pain eased and the next day, I only had two tiny blisters on one pinkie and they disappeared in no time. Now that was blessed water indeed. And no pump needed.

Skujas wisdom strikes again.

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May 25 2011

Solovino, Ewok and One Hell of a Vet

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Posted by maria altobelli in Stories

foto courtesy of Judy Cameron

May marks the eleventh anniversary for Solovino, our Mexican stray. Eleven years ago this month, he lost his nuts and almost lost his life.
Neutering a dog is not a simple operation in Mexico. The operation itself is simple enough if the vet knows what he/she’s doing, unfortunately, not always the case. In addition to lack of knowledge, machismo comes into play and does a mega appearance — to the point I have heard of some spay and neuter clinics that offer to attach artificial balls so the short-haired male can still swagger his stuff after the operation.
This is no joke. They’re called neuticles

and come in three sizes and three degrees of firmness. And you thought you’d heard everything by now, right?

Even the Pátzcuaro vet in 2000, reputed to know what he was doing, wondered why we wanted to “snip Solovino’s manhood.”

I looked down at the dog I cradled in my arms. “No one wanted this dog in the first place. He was more than half dead when he showed up at our house. Look at him. What makes you think anyone will want his offspring?”

The vet tried to repress a laugh. “Pick him up at four.”

A little after four, we headed up the hill to our rental in Los Tanques. I sat in the back of the Econoline petting Solo when I pulled my hand away. “Viejo, you gotta turn around as soon as you can and get back to the vet in a hurry.” My hand was covered in blood.

We jounced up and over the topes or speed bumps of Calle ­­Espejo. Paul slammed on the brakes in front of the vet and his assistant who stood smoking outside the clinic.

The vet looked at his watch. “We’re ready to leave.” That inch of cigarette remaining was the only thing between Solovino and death.

I tried to control my voice. “There’s a problem here.”

The “problem” meant Solo had to be re-stitched and stayed a full week at the clinic. We shelled out ninety bucks to rescue him, a hefty price for a nip and tuck in Mexico in 2000. Monte, our Siberian cross, who immigrated with us was neutered in Minnesota for fifty — half of which was paid by the SPCA where we adopted him. And more importantly, there were no complications.

Does this look like a dog with problems?

However, in Mexico, the money issue is a big complication. Combine that problem with the fact many vets simply have not been trained to perform the operation, and it’s easy to see why Mexico has such a problem with stray dogs and homeless cats. My godson (I was madrina de secondaria so I’m not the head honcho madrina) graduates from Veterinary School in San Nicolas de Hidalgo in Morelia this August. His professors told him they did not teach students how to do sterilizations since the operation caused a variety of problems including ovarian cysts, cancer of the womb and tits and prostrate cancer in males. It’s a wonder they didn’t include venereal tumors to the list. All of the above are the very problems the procedure helps to eradicate.

Why do I bring this up when I’ve been running cutesy photos and feel-good articles about Ewok, the rescue kitten who now has definitely grown beyond tea cup stage?

Because in the next few months, Ewok will also face the knife — but under totally different circumstances and I think that bears mentioning.

Yes, he’s cute as can be and strong and healthy and would, undoubtedly pass on those characteristics to his offspring.

But “cute” didn’t save him from dumped on the road and abandoned.

Only the off chance of a late-night walk with Kauks and his strong vocal chords saved him from the fate of an equally cute kitten found by my neighbor in Revolución as she walked down to Don Chu Chu’s. The woman thought the kitten was dead but on closer examination, saw that either an animal had mauled her or a human had used her as a kick ball. She had no use of her hind legs at all. Normally, an animal found like this would simply die of lack of food and water or be teased until it gave a last tortured gasp. But Augustina took the kitten home.

Like Ewok, this kitten had to be bottle-fed and cuddled and manually stimulated to evacuate. Unlike Ewok, she could only urinate on her own. The vet in Revolución had to clean out the impacted fecal matter every few days. After months of care that would try the patience of most of us (the kitten couldn’t move on its own so had to be carried everywhere and needed to be held almost constantly to stop its plaintive cries) and frequent visits to the vet, she recovered.

That cat was lucky. Unlike the “more than 3 million dogs and 5 million cats (that) are killed in the country each year.” (An interview with Gerardo Tristan and Ana Sofia Ponce Partida of GEPDA (Gente por la Defensa Animal) on www.all-creatures.org.

We’re off to Latvia in a couple days — check out my webpage for an article our whereabouts for the next month.

When we’re back in Pátzcuaro, Mutts in Mexico will have more of that vet in Revolución and his mission. Any vet who repeatedly cleans out a cat’s anus and doesn’t charge for it is someone you want to know. He wears surgical gloves for the procedure so you can feel free to shake his hand.

The protection of animals forms an essential part of the moral and cultural aspects of civilized cultures. (Benito Juarez 1806-1872)

Kauks, Solovino, and Monte. None the worse for wear for their neutering.
Soon to be neutered Ewok. He has to play with those balls while he still can.


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Apr 12 2011

Ewok, the Rescue Kitten

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Posted by maria altobelli in Stories

foto courtesy of Judy Cameron

Mutts in Mexico revels in Pátzcuaro’s marvelous summer-like spring weather and continues the tale of Ewok.

Paul looked down at the elongated kitten with the scrawny neck and pushed his chair away from the table.  “We already have the blind, the deaf, and the lame. Now, we’ve got the ugly.”

“C’mon. He’s not ugly. He’s just, ah, a bit strange.”

It’s true Ewok had left his cute teacup look behind, both in appearance and temperament. Gone was the baby-bottle stage when he drank, burped, pooped, and slept. Of course, the only thing he could manage by himself then was sleep.

After I saw Julie and Annie off in Mexico City, I got back home to face the “terrible twos.”

Ewok reacted to his de-worming medicine by massive evacuation from all orifices. I figured he was a goner since he was so dehydrated his sides seemed to meet in the middle. As I wandered about the house muttering, “He’s gonna die. He’s gonna die,” Ewok decided he needed his momma and the only thing remotely close to a momma cat was Solovino. That would have been the blind dog. So he thought he’d give it a tentative try.

The “mothering” did the trick, and Ewok was back to sucking away at the bottle by late evening.

That left the skin condition that required a weekly bath with special soap. To think I had reached such a ripe age without knowing the pleasures of cat bathing, a pleasure that will only increase, I’m sure, as he gets older and bigger and possibly more hairless.

I always figured the one advantage of babies was they slept a lot. Unfortunately, toddlers don’t. They toddle. Ewok abandoned his earlier gait which looked like an invisible thread held his tail erect and forced his already long hind legs up to full extension. This pulled his oversized butt way above his head and propelled him forward like a wind-up toy.

His short spurts always garnered a good laugh.

Now the spurts are more likely to elicit cries and/or curses as he zips in and out of doorways leaping at feet and often hooking an ankle with his front paws.

Ewok must see invisible ankles since we often notice him leaping out to attack the air above shoes we’ve left on the floor.

After entertaining himself for hours in hot pursuit of moving body parts and just before the “I’m gonna strangle that cat” stage, he gets all cutesy and cuddles up for a nap.

Which only goes to show how far he’s honed his survival instincts from that time a little over a month ago when he caterwauled his tiny head off, a throw-away by the side of the road. Like the abandoned pit bull Patrick, some survivors just have a knack for, well, survival.

After a harsh winter that killed off much of our garden, we have been pleased to see a number of horticultural survivors as well.

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Mar 17 2011

Surprise Rescue Kittens

Posted by maria altobelli in Stories

foto courtesy of Judy Cameron

Mutts in Mexico veers from our regular programming to send you a story that could take our minds off the more serious events happening in the world today.  Consider it a story of hope.
At a spring Equinox party in our old digs in Minnesota, Julie talked with a friend as they leaned against his car.

“No offense, Greg, but do you realize your car is making a weird sound?”

Greg straightened up and puffed out his chest. “Not possible. I’ve just had this vehicle serviced and it is in perfect running order.”

“I don’t doubt it but the motor’s humming.”

Greg sighed and with an I told you so look opened the hood. Something screamed. And leaped in front of his face. It hit the ground running.

“Mom! It’s a kitten.” Julie’s nine-year-old daughter Annie and her friend set off in hot pursuit. Annie returned in short order. “The thing’s wild. We need gloves and a thick blanket.”

Armed with welding gloves that covered her elbows, Annie grabbed a blanket from the dogs’ bedding and returned to her friend who had stayed behind to follow the kitten’s trail. I forgot completely about the kitty when an hour later, the two girls returned, clothes full of burrs, hair in disarray, grinning as they showed off their war wounds. Between them they held a squirming blanket. “We got her. Or him. What do we do now?”

Good question. I remembered the recently vacated rabbit cage in the garden and opened the top. “Throw in a bit of hay and fluff it up. Set the thing down blanket and all.”

The three of us stood peering over the top of the cage until a tiny orange tiger cat appeared.

Annie nodded her head with assurance. “Ellie May. No doubt about it. She’s an Ellie May.”

“So how the heck do you know it’s a she?” I asked.

Annie simply looked at me. “I just know.”

And thus began our acquaintanceship with the best cat we ever had the pleasure to know. And it was a she.

Ellie Mae

Twenty years later when Julie and Annie made their long-awaited Mexican trip, they sat in our Pátzcuaro kitchen as Julie nestled a four-week-old kitten in a baby blanket in her arms. The kitten’s paws grasped the sides of a tiny bottle as he sucked on the nipple. With each suck of kitty milk, his pointy ears twitched.

Annie sat back in her chair. “Ewok.”

I frowned. “What’s an Ewok.”

Julie’s head snapped up as the bottle slipped from her fingers. “Maria! You’ve never heard of Ewok? Think Star Wars.”

My blank stare never changed. Annie sighed. “Paul’s on the computer. Have him do a Google Image Search.”

Viejo, would you Google an Ewok for me?”

“Okay. Got it. What for?

I hustled over to the screen, came back to the kitchen and nodded. “Ewok it is.”

What makes two people adopt an Ewok when we had long ago decided dogs would be the only four-legged inhabitants of our Mexican rental? Especially since the four-leggers had a tendency to grow in number of legs. We still have Monte from Minnesota but Solovino arrived a few months into our first rental. Then Kauks came and settled in. Kauks and Monte are huge and Solovino has always been blind so these are not the best surrogate parents for an animal that measured four inches.

Some would say it was Fate. During the ten months we have been in our present rental, I would not be able to count on one hand the number of times I have taken the dogs for a walk at night. Sidewalks and streets in Pátzcuaro are notorious for surprises but the roads around our house go beyond surprise. I’ve taken a nasty fall in broad daylight so try to forego the pleasures of such an event in the dark.

I guess I will never know why I decided to walk Kauks after eight the night of March 2. Not only that, but when we got back to the house, I decided to give him a few more blocks in the other direction. As I turned the corner of the first street, I heard a cry (more like a scream) of an animal in distress. I figured a cat had been hit by a car or mauled by a wild dog or some such thing so was totally unprepared to see a curled up ball of fur no bigger than a teacup trembling in the shadows of the one functioning street light.

Back to the house. “Viejo. There’s a tiny kitten out by the abandoned house with the German Shepherd. It’s screaming like you wouldn’t believe.”

“Probably thirsty. Bring it some water and some of the cat food we got for Alicia”

I gathered my paraphernalia and Kauks and set out again. The teacup sat in the same place howling for all it was worth. I put down the water and food. What am I thinking? No way this thing can drink water by itself or eat dry cat kibble. It’s never going to last the night. A dog or a car will get it if it doesn’t die of hunger or cold beforehand.

Back to the house. This time to fetch a cardboard box. Kauks thought it was a great deal, all these extra paseos but was getting tired of the same route.

“I knew it. I knew you’d come back with a cat.” Paul shook his head at the teacup in the middle of the box. “What are we going to do with it?”

I thought how we were leaving the next day to pick up Julie and Annie in Mexico City for their long-awaited visit. “We’ll figure something out.”

Mutts in Mexico will keep you posted on the future of this critter in the following weeks.

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